A Pet Treadmill?

I recently saw this dog treadmill by PetZen, and I just had to post the photo. OMFJesus.

According to the site: “A dog exercise treadmill can give a dog a great workout regardless of weather or environment, allowing owners to maintain a consistent exercise regimen. Dog treadmills provide increased muscle definition, toning, improves vitality, increases life span and can help curb destructive behavior or excess energy often associated with the lack of regular exercise.”

I laughed when I read the company’s tag line: “Elevate your pet connection.” I’m pretty sure my dog would not be psyched to be forced onto a treadmill to run a quick 10K. In fact, I think she’d be terrified. I mean, I get it. I’m all for exercising your pet and walking as many miles a day as possible with them. But shouldn’t dogs get to see the outside world—you know, sniff a tree, pee on a hydrant, and chase a squirrel or two?