Looking for the Perfect Stocking Stuffer?

Yeah, well, this is not it. But if you're looking for a gift for the dog owner who has everything, you're in luck. Yes, they're dog butt(hole) covers. I'll let the Etsy seller of these little gems do the talking: "Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side."
For just $5, you can get designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, or dice. And if you're feeling really inspired? You can even custom design your own.
The seller's tagline? "No more Mr. Brown Eye." I'll be honest with you: I don't spend too much time worrying about the aesthetics of my dog's...um, anus. But this made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Enjoy.
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Reader Comments (2)
omg, amazing. i love the butt hole cover! and the recent doggy gifts. i can totally picture Riley now with the antlers on Halloween. xo
Do they make them for dogs only...? ;) teehee.