Yes, it's another thing I thought was a joke, but one company actually makes sex dolls for dogs. It's marketed by a French company, and it's called, naturally, the "Hot Doll." I don't know about you, but I've never had a humper (probably because I've had only female dogs), but I'm betting this could be an awkward issue.
According to China Daily, a company spokesman said: "Dogs have sexual needs or domination problems, which push them to climb on various objects such as cushions, teddy bears, and in the worst case on legs of your neighbors, guest, postman or your own."
He added: "Its shape and materials allow the product to be stable, to grip on the floor, to be resistant and to have a soft touch." Um, yeah, the most icky part? "To clean it you just have to pull the hole out and wash it with soap and water," he said. Grody, no? Hours of pup pleasure are available for the bargain price of 399 Euros. Check out their site here: http://www.hotdollfordog.com/
Would you ever purchase a sex toy for your dog?