According to today’s New York Post, an entrepreneurial Frenchman named Romain Jarry has created an automatic dog-washing machine. How it works: You put in your pooch, shut the door, and in 30 minutes or so…voila!
Um, yeah, I’m sure I’m not alone thinking this is just wrong. And the picture is, in a word, scarring. Right about now, this little guy is:
a) Thinking, “This bitch is crazy. I better get an extra 50 treats for this BS.”
b) Regretting his decision to chew up that stiletto.
c) Plotting his revenge. “You put me in this, I poop on your bed. It’s only fair.”
d) All of the above.